imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time
this is slightly akward because in Germany we literally say Handgelenk (hand ankle) and Schneckenhaus (snail house) D:
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
MORE THAN 8M IM CRYING
IM ALREADY LITERALLY FLAT THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN TO ME REBLOG
He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.
so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying
Your brother is golden